At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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