Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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