party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
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