I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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