i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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