i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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