She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
You've changed since you got that strap on
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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