we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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