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So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
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No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
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we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
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