question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
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