Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
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There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
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Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Randomize