what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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