i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Randomize
