Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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