You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
It's never too late to be topless.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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