Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
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Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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