that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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