...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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