And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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