very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
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But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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