I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Reggie can tackle my bush.
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remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
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My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
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