were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
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On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
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I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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