Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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