butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
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