i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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