you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
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well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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