Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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