i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
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I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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