People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
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his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
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Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad