how can u be prego again
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever