Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
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i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
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Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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