Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Only a mothe r could love this liver
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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