Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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