So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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