community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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