I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
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