What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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