girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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