I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
I don't think brook has ever known best
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Rumble strips road head = magical
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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