I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
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i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
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She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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