Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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