in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Its about making memories worth repressing
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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