I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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