If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
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It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
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we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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