your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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