why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
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