I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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