For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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