Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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