belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
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as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
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Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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