Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
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He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
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Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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