Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
