you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
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Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
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He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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