this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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